You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.
But…
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
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Date.
“I would tell you to call if you need anything, but, my phone.”
“We’ll just shoot up flares. Green means we’re good and red means —”
“To end the Triwizard Tournament.”
You must see Highgarden! You’d love it there, I know you would. They have a great masquerade the night of the harvest moon. You should see the costumes, people work on them for months!
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